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Wednesday, March 01, 2006

Dead an buried? Ardly!

Me dawters tried to sooert the buggers out
The wrote an spoke an wudna let it be
The spoke the truth tu spread the word abaowt
An battered down the duwers tu mek um see

But thur the wur wi extra duwers in plaice
The fended off the dawters in thur way
The took me corpse frum coroner's disgrace
But dawters stood an vowed that the would pay

The stuck me in the grownd before dawn broke -
That's if I ivver landed in me box -
The undertekker needed darkness' cloak
The same as wen ee bet on fightin cocks

An so the thowt thed buried me at last
So this ull be a lovely grand surprise
Am dead but dunt lay dawn - ah get up fast
Tu watch em as thur caught about thur lies

An soon ahl see um standin waide awake
Thur teeth ull chatter though thur jaw's clamped tiaght
Thull run an aide an wurry fur thur sake
Me dawters ull be back tu see um raight

Me laife wus allus roundabouts an swings
Ah ran it fur mesen until the caught
Ah ad me way wi muney and wi flings
An now ahm waitin on tu see the spoert

Watch the spaces round abaowt me box
Thes ony won a me - but plenty moor
Ur set below me body - thurll be shocks
Bit taime the look te see wat went befoor

An me? me laife wuz ovver foor ah died
Be neerly thutty year becoz the stole
Me freedom an me munney an the lied
Til ahd a bin much richer on the dole

The took me ealth me property me brass
The took me taime away frum all me own
An thur ah woh wi er an wi that lass
An no wun to defend me that ahd known

Until me dawter broke er lovin eart
Te see me killed an browt the other won
The tried tu elp - the fowt and took me part
An the wunt stop until thur job is dun